Hanging Out With C'Cehyi
S01E01: On The Roadside of Hindsight
by Sashma Cyilian
right after their cars breaks down 3 young students from a low-cost rural community college sit down reight next to an old gas station.
feza, jake and honola are having an argument on a funny feminist musician dancing in adidas shoes. it is unclear in the beginning who really likes the guy, or if they all hate him, but they keep on reconsidering the notion of relevance of sneakers and moves in contemporary culture.
it is about midnight and it is now definitely getting cold and lonesome.
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feza: @me2urox i love that vid :D so awesome - me gusta la pequena chica en roja:) adorable:)
honola: Then why would you say it? Joke stealing is the worst thing a comedian can be accused of doing. You have an obligation to come back with some proof -- or at least to say who wrote the bit so we can do the research you should have done.
feza: The foot work at 0:12 <3. Pause at 27 it looks like the middle girl has a fat ass!! I am a dancer to maybe someday I can be as good as you.
jake: LET'S TRY STARTING DOING IT TOGETHER.. BY NOW WE'RE NOBOBY, BUT I BELIEVE THAT IF WE DON'T EVEN TRY, WE WON'T NEVER KNOW. THESE ARTISTS WE ARE THINKING ABOUT BECAME SATISFIED PEOPLE BEING THEMSELVES IN CREATING SOMETHING NEW BY THEIR WAY-MEAN OF EXPRESSION. I THINK WE COULD TRY STARTING FROM THIS.
feza: AMAZING dancers! I love watching your hip hop classes...can you go here in the Philippines and put up your hip hop class here also...PSEEEEEE...I'll be the first one to enroll... :)
jake: Bummer about the MS logo that gets in for free on the monitor in the back ground.
honola: What a dumb comment, did you think I kept this on my browser for hours?
feza: Tutorial pse !! *-*
honola: I thought this was funny n so true
jake: That ADLER logo looks like it's giving people the finger.
jake: dude he's on druuuuuuuuugs. i know what he means about alchohol, it opens this new tab of expression something new and scary you would normally held back but under the influence it explodes and sounds good and feels good..u can sing ur heart out and it would feel right....
feza: TUTORIAAAAAL :D pseeeee♥
honola: voila: 宝くじ当選しました 当選金欲しい方にお譲り致します 2 months ago
feza: yeh id hire the chick in the blue :) love it
honola: OMG i loooooove this act! The whole bit about the shaving is remarkably true. lol. She seems like a very sweet nice girl, without seeming like a doormat, yet comes off as though she can hold her own, and has a brain. Loved it! Id like to see more of this gal :)
feza: TUTORIAL!! (♥
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feza: i love the girl in the blue pants shoes
honola: OMG YES!! she speaks the truth I like her I hope she had other opportunities
feza: can you do boys and girls pixie lott - yeah can you teach us the dougie
feza: DO TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE! :D
feza: Oh mahhh gawd. I'm speechless. That was so good - I wish I had dance skills :-( But I happen to have two left feet blah
honola: as i usualy dont like chick commedy humor becosue it is ... bad. This one is actualy funny :D
jake: there is a 6 pack of corona light in the background by the way
jake: My friend , learn english before you try to make those cliche points about Americans.
honola: Heres some thing women should know about us,we don't speak in code unless we work for the CIA. Men say what they mean,unless were lying!
feza: Do raise your glass by pink!!!
feza: This is so fab. Love it ♥
honola: sad but true
feza: Love this video! Tutorial plz? yALL KILLED IT INSTEAD OF DOING WAT NICKI DID YALL CAME UP WIT YALL OWN I LOVE THE CREATIVITY OF YALL MOVES IT WAS SO SMOOTH
jake: You're wrong, you're trying to recreate einstein while you should be creating another theory about the universe
feza: u shuld reallyyy make a tutoriAL OF THIS
honola: cant take a joke?
jake: I did haha!
jake: my granma surname is cornell,north-italy-switzerland...
feza: Ineed some of those sweatpants.
honola: And you sound like you couldn't get it up
feza: soooo fucking coooool!!!!!
feza: holyyy! that was so amazing :D im goign to try and do this routine haha, wish me luck!
jake: "You're not gonna hear about a carpenter who O.D's at home because he shoots up too much smack. " lol
honola: Smooth delivery, shes a star.......I'm willing to help her not waste that shave. ;)
jake: his pupils are not dialated evenly...he's skinny as hell...hope he's ok
honola: Nice; but honestly, how many guys have you met?! NO guy is ever going to feed you! ;-)
feza: i like
feza: i love your routines!!! how long do you take to rn them??
feza: omg, the girl in the gray shirt and bleu pants is amazing O_O
honola: Hahahahaha dead on! I love it!
feza: i love your routines!!! got some great moves! xxx :D
honola: What's with all these virgins making kitchen jokes? 宝くじ当選しました 当選金一億譲ります 詳細
feza: OF ALL THE CHOREOGRAPHERS I'VE WATCHED IN YT MEAKIN IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST!!!!
feza: hi ms.jasmine im zaskhe from philippines i hope someday ill be the one of your student..i adore you ..hope i see you someday..thanks. your so good in being a dance instructor..go and more power ..
feza: I found a dance instructor :) Too bad I'm in the US. And this is much better than the actual routine btw.
feza: The dude looks like he's sweating to death - I want too rnthis .!
honola: all these men with tiny dicks talking about the women and it is a truth that men belong in the cellar counting their womens shoes.
feza: jaz,is it ok for u f i'll copy ur choreography of super bass 4 our presentation??8s just rili so wonderful steps...anyways,i like how u teach a dance..it seems dat u hav a high patience in teaching..luv u much!.:))pls reply.i just want ur approval..plsss..??? tnk u..:)) <3 <3
feza: you're kidding me, make a tutorial pse!
honola: Like most male comedy channels can easily be called Erectile Dysfunction or better still, Premature Ejaculation
feza: I WANT TO DANCE THISSS
jake: I'm a big fan of reading between the lines but at the risk of sounding like a victim... uh, what are you talking about?
feza: The girl in the bluet pants was really good too ^^
honola: this same skit was performed by another lady comedian whose name i cannot remember right now
jake: i'll be glad to be the vessel for that..
honola: Not a virgin anymore... 69 likes! xD
feza: That was the best one Ive seen yet!!!
feza: omg!? thhis is my favoritte video so far!?
honola: She sounds like Zooey Deschanel to me, 詳細くりっく 宝くじ当選 当選金お譲りします
feza: 180 people must not know good dancing when they see it
feza: they killin it GOT'DAMN lmao
honola: this kind of joke depends if you are a man or woman in order to like it... I'm just saying
jake: read between the fuckin lines, u victims!
feza: You are a beast! I love your stuff. :)
feza: lmfao im rning . .. . LIKE NOW ^_^
jake: Help me find a drummer i'll make your dreams come true check out my channel spread the werd
jake: yeah I'm afraid so to... the whole thing is weird
feza: omg psee do a tutorial. amazing :D - the blonde one with the adidas shirt looks like one of my gym teachers at my school
feza: tutorial pseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
feza: PROOF that white girls can have swagg(;
honola: enh, not that funny
feza: i love you so much jasmin i rned almost all your coregraphies and i wish more from you
honola: wow this is great
feza: Watch this more than 20 times and I'm still not bored of it. :D
jake: Wonderful idea.
feza: awesome.. =) so nice - This is SICCCKKK! :)
feza: Love meakin...She roxx...amazing dancer...she knows it...she owns it...what cool swagger!!!\m/
feza: wow that was awesome!
honola: wasting a shave sucks...so the 9999999 thousand girls ive tryed to do it with inly dident shave
feza: Congratulations girls!!! All of you dance really good!!! I wish I could dance like that!!!! GOOD JOB!!!! :-)
honola: why does this sound familiar? i think i heard this joke somewhere
feza: Can i be like you pse.
jake: A drug using carpenter = Jesus.
feza: the girl in the pink on the right needs to stop holding her sweat and dance
jake: hahahaha lol
honola: oh my gosh i doed laughing at this.
feza: Where can you find sweats like that? Do they come in multiple colors? :3 I used to have some I got for Christmas when I was a cheerder, But they ripped when I did the splits *blush*
feza: wow. they are freaking amazing! fantastic all of you. I dance, I just wish I could do something like that.
feza: Can you pse make a tutorial of this? :)
feza: God, this was a m a z i n g. You're my fav on youtube. They can wear sweats and still make the dance look sexyy! I like the girl in the pink belly button shirt with the short hairr!
feza: I gotta go buy some hippp hopp shoesss...
feza: Dayaummm 1 word AMAZING! You guys look like the plp that should win ones of those game shows haha
feza: OMG I LOVE YOUR SHOES <3
feza: richtig gut :)
feza: your just awesome :)
jake: alchohol is the only drug that effects your entire brain? im pretty sure dmt does at least too
honola: LOL doed...like a deer. i just sat in front of a shiny light. okay sorry that was a bad...just bad. *died
feza: I wanna rn this mega choreography!!!!
feza: White girls that can dance-3
honola: Painful to watch, I'll go back to Carlin and Hicks now...
feza: Can you guys make a tutorial? I REALLY NEED IT! LOVE UR STEPS!
feza: I wanna rn this(:
honola: feed you meaning take u out 4 dinner
feza: The girl with the bright blue sweat pants looks like Lisa Cimorelli from afar :P
feza: i like those pants..
feza: she is beast. step up 4 material
honola: I'm 21, if I couldn't get it up it's because you're too hideous.
feza: I was wondering if maybe I could borrow part of your on the floor dance for my street battle in a few weeks:)
feza: GOTTA LOVE WHITE GIRLS ;D
jake: There's no need to yell ;)
feza: I've been watching your videos for at st 45mins str8 and im still in shock. This is sooo amazing. i want to dance ike this soo badd.. plzz make some more tutorials of some dances.. best wishes.. you guyss are great.. :] <3 <3 Amazing took me about 50 minutes to rn 25 seconds of this! Its so good!!
feza: Wow. this is amazing.
feza: 176 people crly don't know talent when they see it.
honola: "ladies are the inventors and the winners, men are the constructors and the losers."
feza: where Jasmine found these Adidas???
feza: that good x
feza: my little sister has the same tracksuit and trainers as the girl in front. Awesome. <3
feza: my favorite choreo so far!
feza: This is what you call dancing..
feza: plz plz plz make tutorials of your choreographys *-*
jake: yeah. lets not do that. I dont want another audioslave.
feza: PINK girl great..
honola: Good delivery and timing; addressed real issues, and a beautiful face always helps :-)
feza: The girl in blue pants is hot!
jake: right on man, you have the right idea!
feza: damn!! so much swagg!! now this is the meaning of GIRL POWER!! XD!!!
honola: this is not funny
feza: wow,.,.i lke this?
feza: Watching this and pretending that I'm one of them...
honola: Erectile dysfunction? Premature ejaculation? A man has no problem performing, it's the woman who has a hard time keeping up. Always wants to finish first but ends up being last. Lighten up, you sound like a kettle corn calling the pot black.
feza: aew some clothes, no i really mean that, the girl in the front, nioce shoes :-)
honola: I never hear jokes inside my wifes kitchen.
feza: I've been watching too much hip hopping As girls, not so much hip hopping white girls. THey're pretty good ^_^
honola: i didnt get the joke
feza: muito bom
feza: tutorial pse :) i love it !!
honola: Let me try to help. If we're "hanging" eat a little. If I say go out to eat/ dinner etc, expect to be "fed", and of course shave ;) I like the fact that she didn't say "treat" me to dinner. If you have the attention of a male, keep it semi casual and always wear comfortable shoes.
feza: Tutorial? ;oo.
honola: I'm soooooooo using this video for my subtitling class :D
feza: I love it!
honola: Haha love it and so true!
feza: Nice and easy (:
jake: The best music was written under drugs & alcohol!! sobriety kills rock 'n roll!
honola: 24 hour window of smooth time...oh god...XD
feza: Wow. Just wow.
honola: "I'm gonna be pissed, I'm gonna go out afterwards and not waste that shave."
feza: PSE COME TO ENGLAND AND OPEN A CLASS HERE, I WANNA RN THIS D:<
honola: It's a joke!
feza: OMG!! love it <3
jake: yes i know, i did that on purpose!
honola: Why doesn't she just wax?........problem solved!
feza: You should get yourself on Britain's Got Talent or something, you need to get more noticed, you're amazing!:) Some are good, some are terrible. They are not together, very stiff.
feza: Loved it do much
feza: wicked! :)
honola: She talks bit like Zooey Deschanel!
feza: girl in blue pants...damn! hot stuff :D
honola: no. Coming from a guy, every guy will accept sex unless he is gay or married. Even when i am not looking for sex, if a woman offered, there is little chance i would say no.
feza: this is a really really awesome choreography! :D
jake: I like to drink, but yes, it doesn't help music that much. Cannabis and LSD certainly do, though.
honola: Then go away.
jake: Great as always my dear!
feza: the girl in the blue pants is really pretty (no homo) but the guys look gay as fuuuuck!
feza: It's the things like these that make me wish I had taken dance lessons...
feza: by looking at most of these videos i can safely say that the blonde women likes adidas..
feza: who is the girl in pink shirt and gray pants?
honola: Okay ladies: When a guy says, "We should hang out" he means "We should fuck". If you wanna eat before we hang out, fine whatever. Maybe we'll take you out to eat maybe we won't. But really we just wanna get in your pants. Hope that clears any confusion.
feza: This video makes me want to wear sweats
honola: Well since you were polite.
feza: thumbs up for all these white gurls doing their thing!!
honola: Move along now sir.
feza: ... i really like it!! :D
jake: oh found it : )
honola: When men say "Let's hang out." They mean, "I want to meet up with you and get to know you better and see where it goes." Nope, shouldn't be that hard to figure out. Now when a woman says, "I want you to come visit sometime." That's far more of a message that could contain hidden meanings or thoughts that could run through a guy's mind. You're asking 5 different things altogether. So the unclarity can work both ways.
Finally a car comes by and picks up the boys. They can recharge their phones in the stranger's truck and update their map apps, coz it was after all the old version of the app that got them lost on the sideway in the first flippin place.